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Cab Demotivational Poster


DEFINITIONS -


TAGS: vocabulary redneck
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 23, 2013, 7:55 pm
Thanks pal.
ughomer - January 22, 2013, 6:22 pm
What a riot !!!


MANLINESS - As If wearing the kilt wasn't manly enough, let's toss a 20 foot tall tree.


TAGS: kilted manliness caber tosser
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Dragonfyre

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:58 am
"Ey, lookit is wee lil' cutie pointy stick. Nae lad, put down that Javvy-lynn and lemmie show you how a MAN does it."
Rick69 - February 20, 2012, 5:15 pm
"Fcuk yeah! Let's rip this tree apart. . . oh shizzle, it was a telephone line tower. . . Well, at least this won't make headLINES. . ." Ye5, my inner Scottish compelled me to make a random shiety joke that really has nothing much to do with Scots XD
Budog - February 20, 2012, 3:43 am
It is a kilt dammit! It is only a skirt if you wear underwear...
rachelhorses123 - February 19, 2012, 1:54 pm
Excuse me while I recover myself from falling off this sofa. Hilarious!


DIGNITY -


TAGS: taxi cab dignity commi3
Rating: 4.77/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 2:05 pm
I heard Jimmy Carr say this once. I love the picture that you chose for it, too.
Zetmonk - December 30, 2011, 7:50 am
Excellent. Almost makes me wish for his ability to miss the obvious.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pappa Bear go to Goldilock house!




MERCEDES - Building cars you are drooling over. In Germany it is just a taxi.


TAGS: taxi mercedes germany cab
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Gryphus

666 - April 29, 2009, 4:55 am
In aust u can get a Merc & a 300C as a taxi as well.. call em silver service


dad's revenge -


TAGS: star trek klingon minions despicable me
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 17, 2014, 2:15 pm
Fo? I've heard of pig Latin, but not fo.
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 10:57 am
When I was in grade school, we learned and all spoke fo. Drove my parents crazy cuz they never knew what the hell we were saying. And worse they never knew if we were talking about them...teehee.


FURNITURE CONSPIRACY -


TAGS: cupboard cabinet wardrobe locker table
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by forseti

Oiler - January 15, 2013, 7:16 pm
I know this was posted a while ago....but this is priceless. 5 stubby L


DEAR WINTER -




REALITY -


TAGS: cabinet childhood hide
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - June 18, 2012, 10:24 pm
Sure, send them right over :)
SteveFurlong - June 18, 2012, 10:16 pm
Smokin'! Say, you wouldn't have one of those cabinets, would you? I know a few people who wouldn't be missed.


THE FLINSTONES - Fred, Wilma and the Rubble's enjoy the summer cabin


TAGS: flinstones summer enjoy summer cabin
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Reality Lord - December 19, 2011, 2:39 pm

looks zombie proof...i want one


I KNEW IT - They're trained that way


TAGS: i bet cable guys are too
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Airman

Occupo Noctis - December 13, 2009, 9:11 pm
If they ever switch away from diesel engines.. they'll be able to get away with this. I hear them coming the block over!


OBI-WAN KENOBI - He might be a Jedi master, but he totally sucks at "Cash Cab"


TAGS: cash cab
Rating: 3.21/5

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HOME -




AMERICAN FIREPOWER - Knock, knock.Who's there? American firepower! American firepower wh..


TAGS: amerucab firepower iraq
Rating: 2.89/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 1, 2010, 11:37 am
Yeah, that one was lame too.
freddyfoxtrot - August 1, 2010, 11:32 am
and with a far better image, in that one i saw, the tank cannon seemed point right at an house door nearby
TheTrashHeap - August 1, 2010, 11:31 am
Also it's lame.
freddyfoxtrot - August 1, 2010, 11:30 am
already been done somewhere else, i found it about a couple of years ago. copying other sites is serious business 1L


STOP SMOKING -


TAGS: deathbed humor macabre smoking cessation
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 17, 2016, 9:51 pm

;)
mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 9:43 pm
choke, sputter, gasp, NOW laughing, ROTFL! Yup, she did. 5 LOL lions! Tnx IgV! I was hoping I'd find a good laugh! I did!


MR.MOTIFAKE - Best of luck with the server upgrages


TAGS: server cables
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by CANADA

CANADA - August 19, 2009, 12:16 pm
guess the server move is done now
Airman - July 29, 2009, 12:29 pm
LOL - all I could think of was SEGAGIV?
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 11:15 am
stop wine-ing
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 10:32 am
No prob...and I say leave it as is...with the comment trail it's punny this way.
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 10:31 am
just realized sorry
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 10:30 am
So...you missed what I did there?
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 10:30 am
dammit so did you. upgrade!!!!!!!!!!!!
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 10:28 am
You misspelled udgra** again.
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 10:23 am
dammit i misspelled uggrade


DONT WORRY -


TAGS: hickey noticable
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 5:29 am
At least she found a man not just after a pretty face. He always looked for the girls with a brain...


FINISHING SCHOOL -


TAGS: biancabeauchamp posture latex
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by valkor

BubbaX75 - March 5, 2011, 5:14 am
Does it come with opening instructions?


CABIN FEVER -


TAGS: cabin fever day a little late the shining iceman
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 6:12 am
A perfectly chilling poster!
Cubbybear - January 25, 2011, 11:55 pm
The ultimate Cabin fever.


ONLY IN AMERICA -




FAMOUS - It doesn't equal pretty!


TAGS: ugliest famous chick that people inexplicably think is h**
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Me_ - November 30, 2009, 4:29 pm
http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 9:43 am
"Neigh!!" 5 wins by a nose
Cloudchaser - November 29, 2009, 8:11 am
By what definition is she ugly? Difficulty, nothing opinion based or otherwise arbitrary.
Arkot - November 29, 2009, 7:12 am
in the words of Jeremy Clarkson "She looks like a boiled horse"


Genetic Enginering -




GALILEO'S MIDDLE FINGER -




LARRY THE FIRST - GET-R- DONE CABLE GUY


TAGS: cable
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:08 am
Looks Like Ronny ?
MPsniper - May 13, 2012, 7:58 am
antics like that are the very reason we have OSHA. i am a construction worker, and im glad OSHA is there. it keeps our contractors honest.


LONGCABINET - The only thing that can contain LongCat.




HEY DADDY! COME QUICK! -


TAGS: child dog macabre humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

ughomer - September 15, 2013, 7:09 pm
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha, LG!!


THE LEARNING CURVE -


TAGS: macabre humor facebook humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

CaptMickeyd - August 22, 2013, 10:57 am
Ummm...ewww!
Sho - August 22, 2013, 8:55 am
Facedesk.


a call to arms -


TAGS: john oliver fcc net neutrality trolls as heroes cable
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Greeny - November 2, 2015, 6:08 am
John's take on Pumpkin Spice is hilarious, thought I'd mention it since the holidays are upon us...


Despicable Me Emporium -


TAGS: despicable me minions
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Brawler

Bolverk3778 - July 15, 2013, 6:29 pm
The Minions, the best characters in both film's, fully enjoyable by adults and kids without explanations.


arguments -


TAGS: profanity arguments weak mind vocabulary words
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

ughomer - August 21, 2013, 10:15 am
Got that right, Cyn. 5L, pal.


THE LUCK OF THE IRISH - IT'S LIKE STEPPING IN A PILE OF COW MANURE IN YOUR BAD SHOES.


TAGS: potatoes and cabbage
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Garrison1444

GaryO - March 16, 2012, 9:11 pm
Erin go ‘Bragh’ then Erin go change his shoes


Free Cable -


TAGS: cable
Rating: 4.8/5

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COLD WEALTH VS WARM RICHES -


TAGS: condo vs cabin
Rating: 4.71/5

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GOODBYE TIME -


TAGS: death eternity macabre
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 10, 2014, 10:52 am

Thanks, all, for your kind comments.
GaryO - June 9, 2014, 4:29 pm
Don’tcha hate it, LG. I accept it, but have yet to get used to it. Good words here. Right words here.
maoworks2 - June 9, 2014, 1:41 pm
Sad But True .
JesusWept - June 9, 2014, 1:26 pm
I'm so sorry, vern :(
lgvernon - June 8, 2014, 10:47 pm

Thank you, sho. I lost a dear friend today.
Sho - June 8, 2014, 10:24 pm
beautiful. 5/f


Rerun is Old -


TAGS: pope reran water wine caberbet
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ism - June 6, 2014, 2:00 am
ty... you are to kind
GaryO - June 4, 2014, 8:44 pm
Hey Ism, yer gettin' good at this. Nice popedge!
rerun - June 4, 2014, 7:21 pm

Imagine that, me having a drink with the Pope of Robert D.


excuse me sir! please,i'm feeling very exposed! -


TAGS: macabre irony contrast
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by trbecome

EmilioDumphque - January 22, 2014, 12:31 am
It's Jeoff Peterson!
Greeny - January 18, 2014, 4:09 pm
Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes; head and shoulder knees and toes with fine socks and shoes
GaryO - January 18, 2014, 10:34 am
Again the shoes…..heyyyyyy, waaait a minute. You aren’t the grandson of Thom Mcan are you?


FOLKS HERES A STORY -


TAGS: easy listening with cab calloway
Rating: 4.33/5

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agdaniele - May 28, 2010, 7:52 pm
See, Airman GETS me! LOL!


EVERYBODY - Knows that Lincoln was bon in a log cabin ...but very few know how kickass that log cabin was




IT -




YODA -


TAGS: produceman117 has left us perhaps for good that fills me with woe star wars cheers me up though cabbage head
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 6:21 pm
Thanks...the pixies will be happy to hear that. It's good to know everyone misses Produce. Maybe this will inspire him to come back...one day.
MO - November 21, 2009, 6:16 pm
Back to Bart. I'm pullin your leg about the cabbage line. Great poster and very appropriate. Looks just like cabbage. Pixelated cabbage! Hiyo!!! 5L
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 6:05 pm
Just stating the facts
MO - November 21, 2009, 6:03 pm
Oh ok. 'Casue like 10 minutes ago when you stated "I still have not been told the reason why he left" I kinda figured.....
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 5:57 pm
Not my business to know
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:54 pm
@ Dre- Mooooo seems to know the deal with the departure of 117. Maybe if you yodel at him he'd share. Cows love yodleing. And ricola! Oh, and jamesons.....
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:52 pm
A delightful thought!!!!
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:51 pm
Well you'll be missed. Don't know that you'd actually miss anything though. (there's no liquor at the momma mo's house) Although she can cook like the wiiind. Mmmmmmmmmm homemade salsa for your quesadilla!!!
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:47 pm
Otherwise, I'll enjoy a dinner with my parents. And having a cuban girlfriend, I'll probably end up eating a turkey quesadilla, too.
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:46 pm
Ummmm huh? I was just referencing the fact that cabbage was brought up in my bye bye to the produce dude. And I got mad jump skillz. see watch....... ......
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:45 pm
Sorry, I can't make it, MO... please apologize for me.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:44 pm
I did not steal this and how the Hell do you keep comment jumping me? Are you the Matrix or are you using the force?
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:43 pm
Comment jump. Sorry, MO. I was referring to Dre's question as "the question." lol
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:43 pm
Bart stole the cabbage line form my forum post......get you I will.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:42 pm
That's the question, man. That's why I can't find closure. T-T
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:42 pm
Doin fine aggster. Although my weekend is sh** since I'm at work catching up on crap so I can get the flop on down to see moms for Thanksgiving. You?
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 5:41 pm
I still have not been told the reason why he left
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:41 pm
No, I simply endorsed it. jk The caption actually conveys a different and quite subliminal meaning...mysterious.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:40 pm
Did you just explain your poster caption? LOL!
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:39 pm
Dude, in these dark, we must remember one thing...doesn't Yoda's head TOTALLY look like cabbage!? Force choked I will be.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:39 pm
Great, thanks... how are you doing, MO?
MO - November 21, 2009, 5:37 pm
Come back he will. For the farce is strong with that one. mmmmmmmmmmm....
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:30 pm
ok......... hahahahaha!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 5:29 pm
Aaaaaaaand.......NOW!
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:27 pm
Starting when?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 5:24 pm
And exercising his malamutes. LONG LIVE HILARITY!!!!!!
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:22 pm
We can only hope he exorcizes the demons... so we can get back to exercizing his demons.
CANADA - November 21, 2009, 5:22 pm
just checked, he was here @8:30 this morning too!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 5:21 pm
He was awesome, But he had good reason for leaving.....let's just let it go guys.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:19 pm
Was he? I thought he just posted that thread...announcing that he could no longer stay here for reasons no one understands. It's a real shame. His posters were great. He was ten times better than the traditional new guy.
CANADA - November 21, 2009, 5:12 pm
he was on again last night


EVIL DOLLS - Chucky got into the Cabbage Patch factory




PUBLIC WARNING - Never hire Xhibit as a cabbie.


TAGS: warning xhibit will pimp your cab
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Derek - March 2, 2010, 6:18 pm
Because X-hibit makes more sense.
DrEvo82 - March 2, 2010, 7:53 am
Why don't you know that it is spelled Xzibit?


CABLE COMPAINES -


TAGS: family cable fail destroyed
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by dean

random tech - October 26, 2009, 12:32 pm
guess she'll have to continue to steel her cable from her neighbors
CMN Employee - October 16, 2009, 4:10 pm
You guys tell me. IDK. We got the email at random after she got turned down for her credit check. Guess she took it hard?
Haarakkon - October 16, 2009, 10:50 am
It was an Amish family.
uberepicfailure - October 15, 2009, 9:08 pm
fail on uber epic proportions, so how does one company go about DESTROYING a family ???
Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:36 pm
Fail


IN MY EYES - It actually improved that cheap PRE-FAB HOUSE. Next time go with LANG STONE BRO!!




KURT METZ - I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AWESOME I AM.


TAGS: cable
Rating: 1.52/5

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LAST SURPRISE -


TAGS: mortician surprise death macabre humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - November 9, 2015, 4:12 am
very funny
mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:28 am
HAHAHAhahaha! I think this is an awesome idea. JW, taking it to the next level of awesome! I think fireworks, especially 'whistlers', 'bangs', aerials, and colored smoke bombs would be fun--- 5 ROTFL lions!
lgvernon - November 7, 2015, 11:47 pm

Thanks, guys!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2015, 11:36 pm
OMG! This is awesome! I've already chosen to be cremated, but now I'm bringing a bag of unpopped kernels with me at all times just in case! BWA-HA-HA!
JesusWept - November 7, 2015, 11:00 pm
How about a stick of dynamite in the b***? L L L L L


Looking for a loose network cable? -


TAGS: network cables ratsnest
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by SanityFree

JesusWept - August 8, 2016, 9:56 am
Hahaha excellent! ^^^^^Up
mizzdizz - August 8, 2016, 7:52 am
This is GREAT, Crazy1!!!! Still laughing!!!!!! ^!


The 3 Shortest Words -




CONGRADULATIONS -


TAGS: vampire wendigo chupacabara werewolf soucouyant
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

MashiMashi - March 31, 2017, 7:45 am
The internet is never wrong
JesusWept - March 29, 2017, 5:34 pm
CongraDulations? Another word for the Motifake vocabulary. Let's put it next to Amsome and Shyt :))
Silverheart - March 29, 2017, 1:15 am

That's some mighty creative spelling you got going on there.


SINCERITY -


TAGS: clown macabre dangerous horror poster
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

rerun - January 29, 2016, 8:10 pm

I hope it's me laughing
MissPriss - January 29, 2016, 2:33 am
Go for another set of 5's over at Shivers dear!


THE BATHROOM -


TAGS: residential accidents macabre humor
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2015, 9:01 pm
OMG! This is so hilarious! Great punchline. 5L!
lgvernon - August 20, 2015, 10:26 am

Thanks! It's nice to have some time. Good to see you all, too!
Oldsod - August 20, 2015, 5:59 am
OLE! 'Bout time you showed up...
mizzdizz - August 20, 2015, 3:07 am
Glad you're back, IgV! Missed ya!
mizzdizz - August 20, 2015, 2:57 am
LOL! Sick, but funny!!!!! LUV IT! 5 ROTFL lions, IgV!


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